What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 23.06.2025 05:33
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Freaks and Cheeks
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
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No go.
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Molestiae omnis voluptatem sed assumenda et.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
They put up a sign reading
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Do many women shave their vaginas?
No, not a chance
Just Forget it!
Thumbs down again.
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Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Unacceptable again!
No way
Still no good
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Everyone loved it.